Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Worst Movie Ever

DO NOT GO SEE YOUR HIGHNESS. Seriously, worst movie EVER. It actually makes me think less of Natalie Portman and Zooey Deschanel that they would agree to do such a tasteless movie. After seeing James Franco at the Oscars looking super super stoned, he already lost my interesting actor vote, so it didn't really phase me much to have him in this film (if you can call it that). The perverted, disgusting, straight up WRONG jokes in this film weren't even as my husband mentioned well-timed to be funny. Every other word was the f bomb, and you know how people say people who use the f word aren't smart enough to come up with another word? It literally sounded that way in this film. Film writer one to film writer two, "What line should we put here?" Film writer two to film writer one, "I have no idea. Just put f.", then repeat that times a billion.

The whole film appeared as if it was trying way too hard to be the next Monty Python and it failed. Miserably.

Biggest waste of time EVER.

BUT it was fun to go see a movie during the day with Brando on his day off, even if it was a total waste of a movie. We went to Alamo Drafthouse which serves food, alcohol, and drinks, and had coke (for him), cherry vanilla italian soda (for me), and shared a red pepper hummus, veggie, and pita plate. Yum!

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